February 2011
That moment when your volume is all the way up and...
That awkward moment when you are alone. And you...
xoxoillest:
Then realise what you’re doing…
Reasons why I don't hit you up first: →
kelvinween:
You might not respond, making me… look like a fool.
You might see it, and play hard to get, I don’t like being played.
You might get used to me hitting you up first, so you expect me to do all the work. Not going to work that way.
A slight chance you won’t receive it, resulting in no response, making me look like a fool, once again.
I might think you didn’t receive the text, so I...
When you say you're going to start eating...
lumos-maxima:
but there’s delicious junk food everywhere
i know we bout to sin, but your body is a...
Even if I don't have a Valentine this year
lumos-maxima:
I have food,and that will do just fine.
When you send a text to the wrong person...
greatesteverr:
when I start singing a song and people join in.
boiissuck:
Did I invite you?
LMAO (;
snapbacks-x-blunts:
some slut in my class: “this is easy”
me:”you’re easy”
class reaction:
When I see a guy with pretty eyes...
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Listening to other peoples convos when my ipod is...
January 2011
That awkward moment when the doctor asks you if...
When you are just too fucking lazy
prisoneroftumblr:
The awkward moment when you have a thousand tabs...
fuckyourthinspo:
REBLOG if when ever you walk in to the doctors,...
If tumblr had a restaurant, you would never get...
lolwhut-:
My Valentine's Day:
questioneveryone:
Me:
My friends:
glowingpitchblack:
when someone asks you to do something and you get entirely ready to go out and they cancel at the last minute
BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU.
When you are just too fucking lazy
prisoneroftumblr:
'nothing tastes as good as skinny feels'
halfbuddhist:
fucknicethings:
blackwoman:
except pizza hut
and mcdonald’s
and taco bell
